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Checking [Jan. 7th, 2005|12:22 am]
[mood | sick]

Hello friends-
Just checking to see if this will work for us.
Let's all bow to Nikki for coming up with this idea...*bow*
I will miss you all when I'm in Ireland...but I'll make sure to drink a pint for each and every one of you!

-ME
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Marlin from Finding Nemo is my Consience Are you Jealous? [Oct. 20th, 2004|11:06 pm]
[mood | crazy]
[music |pinky and the brain theme song]

Yeah so I just had a compelety awesome entry disappear because jocelyn wanted to show me her website which she's having tons of problems with. I mean seriously it would have creeped you out, made you cry, probably out of fear, and made you laugh. That's how fuckin' awesome it was and it all disappeared with the click of a mouse. Stupid piece of junk.
I've decided that my friendly neighborhood creepy building is the Tower building we have on campus cause it's old and seriously you could make bad slasher porn in it. So now imagine that since Tower's connected to the monostary we have on campus tons of nuns are walking around and I'm sitting there with the thought, "That's where the heroine and the bad guys could have a gang bang before her amazing super powers kick in and kill them." and there's a nun walking towards me smiling completely unawares that I'm having dirty dirty thoughts. It's just not a fun thing to deal with this mind of mine. Especially when I'm as tired as I am now because even though I can be fuckin' hilarious I scar people with the things that come out of my mouth so I'm staying quiet right now and plotting ways to harm all of you with my brain!
pinky and the brain
pinky and the brain
one is a genius
the other's insane
they're labotory mice
their genes have been spliced
they're pinky and the brain
brain
brain
brain
Muhahaha! gotta love a cartoon who has labotory mice trying to take over the world.
But yeah back to the whole slasher porn. There's a stairway in one of the buildings on campus and the middle divider rail thingie is made of bricks which are positioned so that there's crosses throughout the thing. That stairway led to the thought, 'That's where the scantily clad college student can be stabbed or trip over a big penis'. I'm SO going to hell! Permanent sunburn for me, YEAH! but really I don't think Hell's going to be the whole you know fire and brimstone but rather one big Gluttonous party. Sure for all eternity that's going to get old but those first three hundred years are going to be fuckin' AWESOME!
That's right I can't wait to go to HELL!
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Stupid People [Oct. 20th, 2004|10:25 am]
[mood | annoyed]

I'm really sick of stupid people. For some reason they seem to be procreating faster than smart people. I'm waiting for class to start right now and some dipshit thought it would be a good idea to open the window RIGHT behind me when he's sitting away from it, like other side of the room away, cause the room is really hot. Well it's certainly not going to be for me. I mean if you're so cold then sit BY the window without open a little bit. Don't come walking in open the window all the way open and then sit on the other side of the room. I wouldn't be so made 'cept for the fact that I go to school in upper Minnesota, Minnesota is literally frozen hell. It's mad me decide there's two kinds of Hell. One is the super hot one you always hear about and the other one is the so-frickin-cold-smart-people-don't-go-anywhere-near-it Hell. That's Minnesota. People actually choose to move to this state. If I didn't like my college or be so close to graduating I'd transfer to some place warm. Like Tennesee or someplace like that. My aunt lives in Tennesee and she said that if they get like two inches of snow people stay home. In order for people to stay home in Minnesota there has to be like 14inches of snow on the ground! GRRRR! I'm going to go and try and pay attention in class now.
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Boys SUCK! [Oct. 6th, 2004|05:37 pm]
[mood |vengeful]

Okay I'm sitting in the lab with a person whom I shall call HI-WATER Boy or HWB for future reference. Anyways, so right now I'm talking to my sister whose boyfriend is being a dick and not telling her why he's mad at her and she's all upset. Basically right now the boys that I hang out with I want to punch in the head several times. Can't help it. Sometimes they're just FUCKERS! Okay yeah so there's the vent of the hour...back to being bored.
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(no subject) [Oct. 6th, 2004|11:09 am]
[mood | bored]
[music |none]

I'm really bored right now. I'm just sitting in the computer lab bored out of my mind. Okay so a lady just came in talked to herself and left...gotta love college. My parental units are coming up this weekend. Kinda worried about it since we have a two year streak of my mom and I getting in a fight when they come up. So much fun. But yeah probably should go write that paper that was due Monday....
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Traveling [Sep. 20th, 2004|09:01 pm]
[mood | bitchy]
[music |Sims2 game music]

This past weekend some friends and I thought it would be great fun to travel to The Cities, which is two hours away. For those of you who've had fun traveling experiences with a group of four or five let me ask this, "what drug did you give the others?"
Friday: Day of Departure.
Part of the whole problem is I'm a person who hates being late to things and a couple of my friends have no concept of time so mixing those two together and you get very bitchy me. The plan had been for us to leave by 2:15, however a member of our party didn't get this memo and wasn't packed when my roommate and I called at 2:15 to ask if the guys were ready. One of them wasn't so we said we'd give him ten minutes to pack which is eight more than he needed. Believe me it was all dirty clothes all you have to do is toss them in a basket or bag and you're packed. So we called back in fifteen minutes just to give him leeway for putzing around. He had decided to put a pizza in the oven which would take another fifteen to twenty minutes to cook. I had an appointment or I'd have only been mildly perturbed but because I did have an appointment I was plotting ways to make it so he never had children. So the troupe finally left at 3:15 so that's a complete hour after we'd say we'd leave. Also, I probably wouldn't have been so mad but I'd told my parents that we were leaving at 2:15 so they were expecting me by a certain time.
Saturday: day off from friends SHOPPING!!!!
Sunday:Day of Going Back
I could have gone to jail if I hadn't practiced deep breathing to calm me down. Now you've probably figured from my user name and some of the comments that I'm a girl. One thing that I do quite happily is wear impractical shoes that are cute. I hate to admit that but it's true. This is important in understanding when I start bitching about the fact that I had to load our big ass Suburban in impractical shoes while my guy friend sat in the passenger seat, reclined, reading some sci-fi book. Now I wouldn't have cared cause I'm all like a girl can do what any guy can do with a few exceptions because of the difference of anatomy. But we had really heavy things to load and like I said before I was wearing impractical shoes. Plus, I'd already gotten into an argument with my roommate and her boyfriend (pizza guy) about when we should be leaving. I had things I needed to get done and didn't because we left at about 6:00.

The summary of this weekend is simple: Unless drugs are involved don't travel with people you aren't compatible with even if you are friends.
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